found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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