I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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