I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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