um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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