So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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