how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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