Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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