They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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