his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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