This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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