i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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