I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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