last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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