He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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