quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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