The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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