All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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