He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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