i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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