i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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