my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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