i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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