I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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