well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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