Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Shame - the story of my life.
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