he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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