He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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