oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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