please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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