My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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