I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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