you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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