i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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