David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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