I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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