dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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