We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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