There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do you have feelings for this penis?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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