So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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