I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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