Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
did you just send me my own nude
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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