Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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