their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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