I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Found the puke drawer
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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