my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
time to smoke my breakfast
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
you made out with another girl for some wings
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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