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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.

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'atta whore.

Submitted by hairy_seaward on Mar 21, 10 at 5:05pm

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- but if a guy says shit like this it's atta boy? Stfu thanks
  
  Submitted by xsaint on Mar 22, 10 at 2:46pm
  
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I know that feeling

Submitted by InkyDesire on Mar 21, 10 at 5:27pm

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I feel like that should be capitalized. I've seen texts like those THAT many times.

Submitted by incendie on Mar 21, 10 at 8:30pm

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Did you limp away? I love watching women limp away afterwards. :D.

Submitted by sharky54 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:08pm

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Now that's what a guy is supposed to do

Submitted by theonetwothree on Mar 21, 10 at 9:59pm

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I felt the same way Sunday morning.... But he's sooo damned hot and I never want to let him go, of course there was morning sex. :). And it was gooooood, quick and good...

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 3:56pm

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been there, done that. got the t shirt

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 8:19pm

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Yes another THAT text. I love it keep them coming

Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 21, 10 at 8:37pm

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Been there. Thought I'd need to ice my vag.

Submitted by missm06 on Mar 22, 10 at 11:44am

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It's probably not a guy because. How often is a guy too sore to have sex?

Submitted by sharky54 on Mar 22, 10 at 12:13am

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That sore?

Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Mar 22, 10 at 12:58am

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Lol sharky

Submitted by pothead1 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:15pm

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Haahahah. Done that before. Funny when they can't close there legs

Submitted by bustanut on Mar 22, 10 at 4:41am

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I know the feeling hahaha

Submitted by missjesika on Mar 22, 10 at 3:24am

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i know how you feel

Submitted by ASHL3Yxxx on Apr 18, 10 at 11:46pm

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Why would it be a girl? Guys like morning sex, just not that morning...\nUnless girls enjoy morning sex?

Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Mar 21, 10 at 11:29pm

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- uhh yeah girls like morning sex!
  
  Submitted by claraaaa on Mar 22, 10 at 1:16am
  
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heelo

Submitted by zaraali on Mar 22, 10 at 3:56am

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That was G A Y 

Submitted by sheababe on Mar 22, 10 at 12:27am

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She hangs out with the basketball team. There were 10 of them.

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:00pm

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I know

Submitted by hii on Mar 28, 10 at 4:14am

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IT IS NEVER A GOOD MORNING WITHOUT SEX... NEVER!!!!

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Mar 22, 10 at 11:30pm

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It's probably the herpes. Stay away!

Submitted by noshatsherlock on Mar 21, 10 at 11:00pm

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Good times :)

Submitted by argggg on May 31, 11 at 2:01pm

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That happens when the genital warts get ripped off...

Submitted by holdmyjunk on Mar 21, 10 at 8:19pm

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Oh I hate that. Some guys r so rough

Submitted by greasynig on Mar 22, 10 at 3:33pm

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Pussy you can never be to sore

Submitted by johnson34 on Mar 21, 10 at 10:12pm

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Good feeling when you leave a girl in that condition!

Submitted by Michguy on Mar 22, 10 at 7:38am

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Dude, snarky it happens, well not to minute men, but yeah.

Submitted by frylok on Mar 25, 10 at 9:36pm

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ahahaha too funny

Submitted by kayaywhyelay on Mar 21, 10 at 5:45pm

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First?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 12:30am

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5th post

Submitted by DontYouAgree on Mar 21, 10 at 8:16pm

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Im 14 and wanna have sex im a slut but i loce it should i do it?

Submitted by danceblondie on Mar 22, 10 at 10:22am

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Submitted by hairy_seaward on Mar 21, 10 at 5:05pm

Submitted by xsaint on Mar 22, 10 at 2:46pm

Submitted by InkyDesire on Mar 21, 10 at 5:27pm

Submitted by incendie on Mar 21, 10 at 8:30pm

Submitted by sharky54 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:08pm

Submitted by theonetwothree on Mar 21, 10 at 9:59pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 3:56pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 8:19pm

Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 21, 10 at 8:37pm

Submitted by missm06 on Mar 22, 10 at 11:44am

Submitted by sharky54 on Mar 22, 10 at 12:13am

Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Mar 22, 10 at 12:58am

Submitted by pothead1 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:15pm

Submitted by bustanut on Mar 22, 10 at 4:41am

Submitted by missjesika on Mar 22, 10 at 3:24am

Submitted by ASHL3Yxxx on Apr 18, 10 at 11:46pm

Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Mar 21, 10 at 11:29pm

Submitted by claraaaa on Mar 22, 10 at 1:16am

Submitted by zaraali on Mar 22, 10 at 3:56am

Submitted by sheababe on Mar 22, 10 at 12:27am

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:00pm

Submitted by hii on Mar 28, 10 at 4:14am

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Mar 22, 10 at 11:30pm

Submitted by noshatsherlock on Mar 21, 10 at 11:00pm

Submitted by argggg on May 31, 11 at 2:01pm

Submitted by holdmyjunk on Mar 21, 10 at 8:19pm

Submitted by greasynig on Mar 22, 10 at 3:33pm

Submitted by johnson34 on Mar 21, 10 at 10:12pm

Submitted by Michguy on Mar 22, 10 at 7:38am

Submitted by frylok on Mar 25, 10 at 9:36pm

Submitted by kayaywhyelay on Mar 21, 10 at 5:45pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 12:30am

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