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(248): View more from Michigan

today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much

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(281): View more from Texas

How do you jack off and text at the same time?

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On my iPhone they have an app for that

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(949): View more from California

Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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are you seriously doing this over text message

(949): View more from California

hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.

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(817): View more from Texas

Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

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You weighed it?

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(520): View more from Arizona

But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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(650): View more from California

the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

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dude, it's 2 am.

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but its COMING

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(607): View more from New York

You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me

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