4 words: hood of his car
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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