if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My vagina just recognized that song.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
