brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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