im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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