my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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