and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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