Porn is love you can see.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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