Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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