I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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