Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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