apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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